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« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2006, 02:14:25 PM »

Thanks, very kind of you.
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« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2006, 12:06:29 AM »

Jesus christ almighty, the Steven Wright look-alike has a little hydrocephalic something er other going on.  Can you say frontal lobeS?  Guy's gotta melon like a fucking Beluga Whale..
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« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2006, 12:56:36 PM »


After some bad Indian food and a fight with an automatic toilet paper dispenser, Jim Bob decided never to leave Georgia again.


After going to school together for 10 years, Andy finally decided to come out to his best friend, and invited their entire graduating class to watch.


Despite being horny and equiped, the girls just couldn't get passed the sandals with black socks look.


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That's my kind of smoke!


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"Mommy, tell daddy to stop"
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« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2006, 02:06:53 PM »

Your Moms hand lotion - Free
Your Dads Porno Mag - Free
Getting busted by your sister jerking off - Priceless

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« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2006, 12:57:46 AM »

Tonight on VH1, Behind the Music presents, Vixen.
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« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2006, 01:03:44 AM »

Tonight on VH1, Behind the Music presents, Vixen.

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« Reply #56 on: August 25, 2006, 12:15:11 AM »



Oral Fixation
Cosmo Kramer
Golden Retriever
Clevage
and Drunkeness... typical bar scene.
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« Reply #57 on: August 25, 2006, 07:19:04 AM »

Whatya expect when Keystone Light/Ice is $1.75 for 24oz beers
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« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2007, 03:27:22 PM »

"Which of you fucking kids stole my career?":


Bill Gates' Prom Night:


Groucho's Prom Night:


This marked the day Carmalita became the most popular girl in the village:


Spoon's breakfast:


Its all fun and then the acid hits:



Then things began to get strange:


I must have your BRAINS!:


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« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2007, 07:18:28 PM »

I worry about you BuBBy.
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« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2007, 09:06:43 PM »

Yeah...  High school was great!

How did you miss:  Kurts first apartment?

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The Beer Report with Groucho & CHUD...  Heard at: www.thebeerreport.com

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
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« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2007, 09:43:43 PM »

Good one Groucho!

Two Chicks and a Cooler end their recent hiatus with a little "Foxy Boxing":
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« Reply #62 on: March 18, 2007, 11:13:28 PM »

I'm sorry... I'm sorry.  I meant MY mom blows fucking goats.




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Look Marge!  I done birthed me a fulll-sized John McCain!

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« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2007, 12:28:24 AM »

've added Trav to my list of people to worry about now too....Jesus!  Quit it you guys...I don't have enough time to add everyone to the list!
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« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2007, 12:32:28 AM »

Trav very funny.  + Karmahs for you!
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« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2007, 01:59:38 AM »

've added Trav to my list of people to worry about now too....Jesus!  Quit it you guys...I don't have enough time to add everyone to the list!

WHOA!!!!  V!  Come on in the water's great!  Come on, pick one picture out and roll with it. Everybody's doing it.  Come on its a blast...  Grin
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« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2007, 06:12:29 PM »

C.H.U.D.'s new Chandelier:


An excerpt from the new book Groping for Dummies:


Is that fucking beer in a wine glass?


New at Burger King, The Human Omelet only for a limited time:
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« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2007, 09:27:24 PM »


Behold!  'Tis the Sultan of Creepistan
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Blueberry Fucking "Martini"!
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« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2007, 10:09:08 PM »

You're shittin' me, Dad!  You mean the French actuall eat these?




No, no, honey.  A mincing pansy walks like this.




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« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2007, 11:30:59 PM »

Christ, publishing empires have been built on less funny shit than this.
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« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2007, 09:07:09 AM »

There really REALLY needs to be a disclaimer on this thread...something like [DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE INSOMNIA AT 3am, YOU WILL WAKE THE HOUSE]

I can't frikkin BREATHE. I'm off to see what I can find.
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« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2007, 09:20:58 AM »

The Kraken rises slowly from the murky depths, it's sights set on our most cherished symbol of freedom


You're boring the FUCK outta me. Not that I'd say that to your face

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« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2007, 09:25:51 AM »

One of Samuel L Jackson's less well-known independent films JiffyLube


And on a Very Special Episode of Trick My Truck
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« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2007, 01:39:57 PM »

Goodstuff!
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« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2007, 07:15:00 PM »

Just keep this in mind.  Neither of them are drinking...




What's Uhura doing with Bill Nye the Science Guy?
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« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2007, 04:16:31 PM »

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find The Blacksmith. He will lead you to The Ginmaker.  Coerce him, torture him if you have to.  Get him to spill what he knows.  We got to find out Who The Fuck Is Ross.  The fate of the free world depends upon it.  This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.  9. 8. 7...

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« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2007, 08:55:54 PM »

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find The Blacksmith. He will lead you to The Ginmaker.  Coerce him, torture him if you have to.  Get him to spill what he knows.  We got to find out Who The Fuck Is Ross.  The fate of the free world depends upon it.  This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.  9. 8. 7...



lol  + Karma
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« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2007, 10:49:34 PM »

Excellent, Bubs!  I'd forgotten about this thread.  Heh heh...


You heard right - I'll eat anything I fuckin' want around here. Keep looking at me like that and jugular tartar is next.




I thought you said your invention was a super hot sex machine.  But the part I'm on is only this big.




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« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2007, 01:10:28 PM »

my god it's bad when I look at that last photo and know she's drinking a Crooked River lager
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« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2007, 03:45:39 PM »

my god it's bad when I look at that last photo and know she's drinking a Crooked River lager

Based on the label...or her expression?
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« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2007, 09:25:41 PM »

based on that nasty snatch
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« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2007, 10:10:24 PM »

One night only: SIGMON LIVE IN CONCERT!


"I sure do loves me the Sigmon!", said Lowpoint's own Ellie May Whatchallit.  "What's with this wine bullshit?  Where's my fucking Gin?":


Meanwhile across town: "You now how you kind of look like a man?  Well I am a man..."


Then they danced.  The giant shiny alien molecule looked down upon the ritual and smiled its evil molecular grin.  These humans sure are good eatin':


Just as the camera captures the image of Kurt Johnson, shown here in the top left corner, he briefly realizes Who The Fuck Is Ross.  Startled by the flash, he instantly forgets...

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« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2007, 11:17:17 PM »

Plus karma!  Especially for the last one!  LOL!
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« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2007, 11:18:09 PM »

Oh yeah, NASCAR'S ON!


By day, the El cars carry people...at night, they EAT PEOPLE!


Know what I got when I made my first million? Yup. two chicks at a time.



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« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2007, 11:23:09 PM »

GOD BuBBy.  Plus Karma for you!
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« Reply #85 on: June 29, 2007, 04:25:58 PM »


Here we see Eggs as a boy, clearly feeling inadequate and overlooked due to his mothers love of giraffes.  This would cause him to engage in a series of extremly painful stretching sessions, brutally pulling his body into it's now super thin elongated form to try and win the love and attetnion from her he couldn't get in the shadow of the sleek African grazer.

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« Reply #86 on: June 29, 2007, 04:59:55 PM »

Ha..christ.  We need to use some of this crap in our next show.  You know the next one after this next one, I mean.
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« Reply #87 on: July 11, 2007, 01:29:00 AM »

Obviously, I couldn't sleep tonight.  So I took it out on this thread. - Trav


No, no, no!!! You fucking moron!  The Happy Hour Chat is about tinfoil hats!  HATS, woman!





You nailed it, sister!  You just had a drink with Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute.


Yea, I'm re-tasking a previously used photo.  And some of you younger ones might not get the reference...?



"Life...Life...LIFE!!!!!"   Young Shaniqua Frankenstein makes her first attempt to follow in her "Uncle Victor's" footsteps.





It was then Stan realized that the old wives' tale about how your tongue would freeze to ugly-lady-moles was actually true.





Hey!! Who you callin' "blowjob face?!?"





The shareef dont like it... Rock the casbah!





No worries, Mate.  They'll never suspect a thing.  We'll just tell 'em "the dingos 'et your baby."





Patients' Parade Day at the Tumor Institute, where scientists are working frantically to isolate the "gay cowboy" cancer cell.





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« Reply #88 on: July 11, 2007, 09:48:45 PM »

New podcast called shouldibreedthat.com.  We breed trailer trash, so you don't have to.  Tonight's episode, getting your infant's first nipple piercing.

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« Reply #89 on: July 11, 2007, 11:09:02 PM »

Tammy Faye-Sue was CERTAIN she'd win the talent show with her Air-Ukulelé


BlueManGroup had a few rough starts before hitting their stride


folks don't know Jurassic Park was non-fiction...the reality, as is often the case, wasn't quite so gripping


The horrar of Elephantitis Mono-testicular syndrome
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« Reply #90 on: July 11, 2007, 11:11:26 PM »


It was a toss-up between:
I saved a TON by going in the off season!

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Not Metal



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« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2007, 12:46:24 PM »

Ray's last attempt at communicating with trees was a breakthrough in that he actually talked to a tree.  Little did he realize he called the Tree's mother something derogatory and was slowly sodomized to death.



A NotExactly® Stuffed Baby Bear increases the level of beauty to any room and our wide selection makes matching a breeze.  Call now, we have a Bear for you!



"I just love mail order brides!  This one right here suck-starts my Harley."



Right after this picture was taken Fred realized that no one driving the fucking bus!



"You just don't walk up to Ross and start a conversation.  That 14 fingered mother fucker will rip out your lungs and wear them as a necktie faster then you can inhale.  Only a fool would fuck with Ross"
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« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2007, 01:24:42 PM »

So...was that Ross? Or someone who fucked with him? (I don't see a lung necktie, hence the confusion)

and PK4U!
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« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2007, 02:13:23 PM »

I imagine him being a guy that knew a guy that once fucked with Ross.
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« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2007, 02:49:27 PM »

I alway thought Perry Ferrels wife would be prettier:

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« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2007, 02:12:21 PM »

I alway thought Perry Ferrels wife would be prettier:



I didn't know Eggs dated Eartha Kitt
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« Reply #96 on: October 21, 2017, 09:51:56 PM »

It's practice night for Lowpoint's synchronized swimming team!


Admiral Sanjay prepares for deployment to the Low Point Gulf.


Worst Avengers cosplay group, ever God DAMNit


Bow chikka bow-wow.  Literally.  


Good thing she wore her painting pants.


Does this headset make me look fat?
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« Reply #97 on: October 22, 2017, 11:05:51 AM »

Doris is holding a candidate for the new trophy!  She'll have to find somewhere else to keep her teeth now...
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« Reply #98 on: October 31, 2017, 12:40:09 PM »

Doris is holding a candidate for the new trophy!  She'll have to find somewhere else to keep her teeth now...

I think the picture fell in the bit bucket...
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« Reply #99 on: October 31, 2017, 12:44:21 PM »

From a camera actually found at the Playboy Mansion Kandy Halloween 10-31-08 party.
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